We have a new Prince!

Congratulations to William and Catherine on their new addition to the family.
Speculation is rife throughout the press- frothing at their own importance and speculation regarding the new arrivals name.
May I give the first tongue in cheek suggestion?
Prince Dave-AKA Prince Rodney the Plonker!( Trigger quote)
As Kenny Everett used to say it is all done in the best possible taste!
Other suggestions eagerly awaited!